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Guess i didn’t run fast enough. For some reason Robert found it neccessary to force me to spill the beans and tell all, well not all exactly but five things you didn’t know already none the less. So here goes…

1. When i was little i used to use my fathers pc to download hot steaming ASCII and greyscale porn from pre-internet BBS systems. 8 bit baby!
2. Slightly before or after that i once went on holiday to suriname with my parents and while sitting on the beach Bouterse arrived in a big steel boat along with his following and started having a luxurious lunch guarded by grim looking soldiers. I don’t actually remember this myself though, but my parents later told me. There’s also stories involving tigers and whatnot that i forgot, the bad memory must be a genetic thing…
3. I applied for art school fresh out of high school but never made it past the final rounds.
4. I proceeded to wanting to make robots so i applied for Artificial Intelligence next, beginners mistake. I learned about multiple integrals and Taylor series for about a year before running away screaming. Maybe i should have moved to japan?
5. I built my first commercial website for a piling company where i had a cleaning job. They paid me in computer parts. I checked and the damn thing is still online even; behold the animated piling machine!

Well, thats as much as you will get out of me. Which means i’ll have to pass on the schtick…

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