FBI warns of possible scuba diver terror attacksOh
FBI warns of possible scuba diver terror attacks
Oh. Okay. But I’ll remember to go about my normal life while I’m at it. But I won’t fly, drive, walk, run, swim, drink the water, dance, sing, go shopping, go to the movies, go to any sporting events or any gathering of people. I won’t visit monuments, parks, celebrations of any sort of national pride or significance, I won’t buy an American car and I certainly won’t go to Disney World because I don’t want to go anywhere where there might be the distinct possibility of a terrorist attack. Or even a terrorist scowl. Or someone who is reading an article about a terrorist who scowls.
I feel like the police keep calling me at 2 a.m. to say, “There may be some armed criminals trying to break into your house. Or not. Just wanted you to know. Go back to sleep and have a good evening.”
Madness in America. How do these people manage with all those blundering fools keeping them awake at night. I really do hope there is a better reason for all this than the lobby for bigger agency budgets.